Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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