why didn't you poke me back
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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