Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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