If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm both gender and math confused
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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