It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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