How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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