Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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