are you still at the devil's house?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
My dick has a subreddit
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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