Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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