I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I have post one night stand depression
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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