Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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