It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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