would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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