can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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