Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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