Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
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and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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