My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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