I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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