I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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