FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
fuck your aforementioned shoe
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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