Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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