He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Come share oat with me in your robe
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