The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
