Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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