oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
His nipple licking is glorious
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