i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
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i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What drink are we having for lunch?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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