Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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