i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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