You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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