I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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