Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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