these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
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What's life without a pregnancy scare?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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