hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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