no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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