oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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