If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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