You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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