it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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