therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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