big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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