I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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