Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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