i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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