My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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