talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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