No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
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I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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