Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
vagina is talking i cant
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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