My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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