yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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