doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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