i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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