...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
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This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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