She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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