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Old men and throwing up are my life now.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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