When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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