But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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