i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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