he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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